How a Community Poll Exposed the Fear, the Ego, the Manipulation and the Extinction of the Old Guard

• 1. What actually happened, without filters
• 2. David's"methodology": the art of panicking in full view
• 3. The public anti-fast buds coalition (the dinosaur squad™)
• 4. Reality check: our work vs their work
• 5. Why they really hate fast buds
• 6. The final message

What Actually Happened, Without Filters 

The story starts simple. A journalist launched a community poll to choose the best breeder of 2025. We loved the idea and supported it fully. We encouraged our community to take part, we brought good energy, transparency, and genuine enthusiasm. Our growers showed up massively, hundreds across platforms, all real, all excited.

But somewhere along the way, the “fun community poll” stopped being fun. Because when the votes started piling up, overwhelmingly in our favor, the tone changed. The rules started shifting. The panic started spreading.

And by the time the final results were posted, it was painfully clear: We didn’t lose a poll. We got scammed. A poll we supported in good faith turned into a backstage favor exchange. A supposed celebration of the community became a masterclass in insecurity and manipulation. We came to vote. They came to rewrite the ending.

So no, we're not here for polite statements. We’re here to tell the truth. And if that truth makes certain people uncomfortable, perfect. Because someone has to say it.

David's "Methodology": The Art Of Panicking in Full View

Halfway through the poll, David proudly presented the numbers like a man confident in his own process: Fast Buds: 900+ votes. A lead so large the rest of the chart looked like a rounding error. Then someone began to sweat. And suddenly, David discovered a brand-new rule:

“Only people who used all 10 votes should count.”

A rule:

• Never mentioned
• Never required
• Never shown
• Never even hinted at

A rule made specifically to make the uncomfortable reality disappear. This wasn’t methodology. This wasn’t refinement. This wasn’t science. This was reality-editing, a frantic attempt to protect bruised egos by pretending the votes simply didn’t exist.
If calling our voters “bots” helps someone sleep better, then we invite him to also acknowledge this: Fast Buds’ community outperformed every single one of his favorites combined.

The Public Anti-Fast Buds Coalition (The Dinosaur Squad™)

Now let’s address the part David didn’t mention: the part that turned this situation from manipulation into comedy: The public, shameless conspiracy to stop Fast Buds. Capulator, magically ranked #3, posted:

“Vote for anyone but Fast Buds.”

A sentence that should be printed, framed, and displayed in every museum of insecurity. Then came reinforcements: CSI Humboldt, David’s #2, joining in. A parade of “legends” who haven’t innovated since fluorescent lights were cutting-edge. Night Owl and others dropping likes like breadcrumbs on the extinction trail They weren’t hiding it. They weren’t subtle. They were loud, emotional, transparent.

It was less a conspiracy and more a public tantrum. Their message:

“Fast Buds is winning. Someone stop this.”

Why? Not because their genetics are better. Not because their work is superior. Not because autoflowers are flawed.
But because:

These breeders CANNOT handle a future where autoflowers, especially ours, outperform their decade-old crosses and recycled narratives.

Whenever someone grows faster than they do, they yell “white label” like a broken alarm siren. It’s not an argument. It’s a reflex. A pacifier. An emotional support slogan. Because deep down, behind all the noise, they know:

Fast Buds is evolving and they’re fossilizing.

Reality Check: Our Work vs Their Work

The question was: Who is the best breeder of 2025? Let’s answer with facts:

FAST BUDS: ACTUAL WORK OF 2025

• Stabilizing autos to F8 levels
• Massive selection programs across continents
• Over 250 lamps dedicated exclusively to pheno hunting and seed work
• Breeding in two hemispheres, year-round
• Serving hundreds of thousands of growers worldwide
• Breaking global potency records
• Improving elite lines EVERY generation
• Scaling autoflower innovation at a level unmatched by anyone in the poll

Now…

THE DINOSAUR SQUAD WORK: 2025 

• Capulator: orbiting the same strain from 2018 like a satellite stuck in low creativity orbit
• CSI Humboldt: running the same cuts with the same stories like a ten-year rerun
• Others: full-time autoflower critics, part-time breeders

Autos aren’t catching up. They’ve already passed them. And nothing terrifies a dinosaur more than evolution.

Why They Really Hate Fast Buds

Let’s stop pretending. They don’t hate us because of “white label.” Our breeding facilities are public, documented, and filmed. They hate us because:

• We were dominating the poll
• Our community is massive and hyperactive
• Our genetics outperform their stagnation
• Autoflowers are no longer inferior, they’re superior
• The industry is shifting, and they are not
• Their relevance evaporates the moment growers judge real 2025 work instead of 2013 memories

They didn’t expose us. They exposed themselves:

• Their insecurity
• Their jealousy
• Their desperation
• Their coordinated hate
• Their fear of innovation
• Their dependence on manipulated outcomes

We didn’t need to do anything. They did all the work for us.

The Final Message

So let’s end this with a few notes:

To Capulator:

Thank you for the publicity. You brought us more supporters with one sentence than some breeders bring with entire product lines. And since you love talking about our breeding work:
We formally invite you to visit our facilities. We’ll even cover your flight, in case your innovation budget hasn’t kept up with inflation.

To CSI Humboldt:

Thanks for confirming publicly what we’ve known for years. When the #2 joins an anti–Fast Buds mob in broad daylight, the story writes itself.

To Night Owl:

Thanks for pointing directly at who feels threatened by us. Your likes tell the story better than your posts.

To David:

Thank you for demonstrating, in real time, how flexible a poll becomes when your friends aren’t winning. Your “methodology” will be studied for years in comedy clubs.

And to the entire Dinosaur Squad™:

Thank you for proving we’re on the right track. Thank you for confirming that our progress rattles your cages. Thank you for making it clear that we’re not part of your circle, we’re part of the future.

Because here’s the ultimate truth:

When your competitors fear you… you’re relevant. When they attack you, you’re dominant. When they try to erase you, you already won. Fast Buds isn’t going anywhere. Autos aren’t going anywhere.

Evolution doesn’t ask permission to replace what can’t adapt.