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Best Stoner Gifts for Cannabis Growers 2020

24 December 2020
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24 December 2020
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Best Stoner Gifts for Cannabis Growers 2020

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  • 1. The won't-ever-fail gift: seeds!
  • 2. Plant guarding garden gnomes
  • 3. Led loupe magnifier
  • 4. Mh & led safety glasses
  • 5. A utility holster
  • 6. Harvesting and cultivation tools kit
  • 7. Phone camera lens
  • 8. Cannabis edibles recipes cookbook
  • 9. Cannabutter making machine
  • 10. A grow-shop gift card
  • 11. In conclusion

While some of the magic of the holidays can get lost when we look at all of the marketing and promotions going on around us, we should never let anyone or anything take away the true magic of showing love and appreciation for the ones we care about the most in this time of the year. 

If there is a real purpose for these holidays, it should be that one, not who buys the coolest or most expensive gift. Anyway, taking the time to think about someone and making the effort of getting them something they'll love is indeed an act of care and appreciation.

And when we truly love someone, we want the present for them to be just perfect, although such parameters can put a lot of pressure on ourselves. So, if it turns out you have a close relative, friend, or special someone who is a stoner, perhaps one of the following items could be the perfect gift for them.

 

Check out the best stoner gifts for enthusiast marijuana growers.

Check out the best stoner gifts for enthusiast marijuana growers.

Some of the best stoner gifts for cannabis growers include:

  • Seeds;
  • Gardening tools and equipment;
  • Cultivation books, and more. 

Let's go through the best gifts for marijuana cultivators.

1. The Won't-Ever-Fail Gift: Seeds!

When a person is into growing weed then a gift that will never fail is a pack of cannabis seeds. Seeds not only make a great well-thought gift but they're quite useful as well. 

If you want to make sure that this special someone is extremely pleased with their gift, try to take a peek around their garden to see which strains they prefer, or casually talk them into telling you which are their marijuana plants preferences, whether they prefer Sativa or Indica dominant strains, which flavors they enjoy the most, etc, etc. 

For example, if your friend loves tasting some high on THC buds, then definitely check out our Gorilla Cookies Auto, which measures up to 27% THC!

 

2. Plant Guarding Garden Gnomes

If your dear friend already counts with a nice, well-set garden, then perhaps getting them some garden decorations such as garden gnomes could be a great option for a stoner gift. A decorated garden screams that those plants are receiving the love they deserve!

Now, when we say garden gnomes, we mean stoner garden gnomes, yes, what you heard. There's a whole bunch of different, ultra pothead-looking gnomes smoking from a bong or joint that your friend will surely love. 

 

These stoner garden gnomes couldn't make the garden look any better!

These stoner garden gnomes couldn't make the garden look any better!
 

Besides these buddies will make great plant guards, and with so much more style than any regular gnome or scarecrow. 

3. LED Loupe Magnifier

Another great stoner gift idea for your cultivator fellow is getting them a LED loupe magnifier. These items, frequently seen in jewelry stores or in movies, they're quite handy, especially when harvesting time is getting near.

With a LED loupe lens your friend will be able to get a macro view of his/her plants' buds, of their trichomes and pistils. These mushroom-looking shiny glands and hair-like structures are the ones to give the most evident hints that a plant is ready or not for harvest. 

 

With a LED loupe your stoner friend will be able to have such macro views of his buds.

With a LED loupe your stoner friend will be able to have such macro views of his buds.
 

If your friend yet doesn't own a LED loupe magnifier, it will surely be much appreciated. Besides, it's also fun to watch your buds and get a view of those crazy winter frosted forest paintings. 

4. MH & LED Safety Glasses

Nothing screams "I love you" like a present meant for taking care of someone. This is where the MH & LED safety glasses come in. 

If it turns out your buddy has a grow tent with those complex lighting systems, perhaps you've noticed that these lights are quite harsh, enough to provide heat for the plant and replace sunlight, must be harsh harsh. Maybe you've even experienced for yourself that when you spend a couple of minutes staring at the plants, later when you look outside the tent everything seems to be green.

 

Getting glasses as a gift for your stoner friend is a nice way of saying

Getting glasses as a gift for your stoner friend is a nice way of saying "I care for you".
 

Well, this isn't necessarily good for your eyes, we're sorry to inform you. So, if you want your friend not to go blindkidding, or perhaps not, then getting them a set of MH & LED safety glasses will make you their hero. 

With these glasses, your cultivator friend will find it much more comfortable to inspect their marijuana plants without harming their eyes and detect any signs of problems such as discoloration, which is hard to see due to the lights' color, pests, or other contaminations.

5. A Utility Holster

If the stoner you're buying the gift for is dead serious about their cultivation, then most likely they love having all the cool gadgets and tools for working around their garden. 

But I bet you they've never come across the thought of getting a utility holster, or in normal words, a tools belt. When you take care of weed plants, there are a couple of tools that always come in handy, and by having all of them in a belt, you'll definitely save them some time. 

 

A great and useful stoner gift for your cultivator friend is a utility holster.

A great and useful stoner gift for your cultivator friend is a utility holster.
 

Besides, even if some people could find it a tad geeky, for passionate growers it'll always look cool to have their special cultivation gear and uniform, and could a utility holster look any more professional?

6. Harvesting and Cultivation Tools Kit

Well, in order for your stoner friend or relative to fill their tools belt, they should first have some tools to fill it with. 

If this is one of the first times this person is growing their own marijuana, then chances are that they still need to get some essential tools, such as pruning scissors, gloves, a yarn ball, plashing bottles, the LED loupe mentioned in chapter 3, and any other gear you might find interesting at the nearest grow shop.

 

Get your stoner friend any missing cultivation tools as a gift!

Get your stoner friend any missing cultivation tools as a gift!
 

Try to take a peek at your friend's inventory before you get them any tools that they might already own. 

7. Phone Camera Lens

One thing every cultivator has in common is the love and passion they have for their babies, a.k.a. their weed plants. You'll likely find them in gatherings showing off photos of their growing babies as if they were their own kids, which they kinda are. 

So getting your special person a clip-on camera filter just seems to be a perfect idea. Since indoor grow lights tend to glitch the camera as you point at them, generating fluctuating lines all over the images, when you give this camera lens to your fellow you'll be doing them a huge favor. 

 

Allow your stoner cultivator friend to show off their plants when you give them this lens filter.

Allow your stoner cultivator friend to show off their plants when you give them this lens filter.
 

Now they'll be able to photoshoot their plants freely, get amazing pictures, and document the whole growth process thanks to a super simple camera attachment. 

8. Cannabis Edibles Recipes Cookbook

Is your friend, relative, or special someone into cooking, or at least into cannabis edibles? Then head to the nearest library and get them a marijuana edibles cookbook full of crazy recipes they could have never even imagined. 

We all know the typical coo-coo brownies, cookies, or cake, but did you know you can actually use marijuana to cook nice gourmet-level elaborate meals. This gift is especially great for those weed enthusiasts who want to try it all. 

 

Besides, cooking is a sure fun activity, even more on those gray and rainy days. Get them a cannabis cooking book and you'll be giving them hours and hours of fun entertainment, great highs, and yummy munchies. 

9. Cannabutter Making Machine

If a book isn't what you were looking for, but the idea of something related to edibles sounded indeed tempting, maybe you should check out cannabutter-making machines

 

Cannabutter Machines are great for those stoners who love cooking edibles.

Cannabutter Machines are great for those stoners who love cooking edibles.
 

These guys seem to come from the future, they take charge of the whole process of making the cannabutter (cannabis-infused butter) which is the base of every edibles' recipe. While making the butter on your own, without the machine is possible, the process can be slightly complicated, and messing up could affect the whole cooking badge. 

By getting your relative, friend, or significant other a cannabutter-making machine you'll simplify their life, a lot. Did we forget to mention they even come with a self-cleaning function? Could they be more perfect?

10. A Grow-Shop Gift Card

Now if all fails, or your friend/relative already owns most of the items mentioned on the list, someone is an enthusiast, then why not get them a gift card from the grow shop nearest to their place. 

 

Since growing marijuana does involve some expenses, giving them a gift card to spend on any equipment, nutrients, or smoking gear they might need along the way is a great way of giving them a hand. Besides, grow shops are kind of Disneyland for growers, so giving them the chance of taking anything they like from the shop will be a great joy.

11. In Conclusion

The only requisite for making a good gift is thinking of getting something that the other person will like, not something that you like. 

When you take the time to think it through, considering the person's preferences, hobbies, and necessities, you'll definitely be able to find something they like. 

Last Tip!

Get some nice cannabis motif wrapping paper to add the extra touch of dedication.

We hope this article helped you find something suitable for your special someone, or at least it helped trigger any other stoner gifts ideas!