Reviews

She’s nothing special as far as gorillas go but if you haven’t grown any gorilla yet you’ll appreciate this strains frostiness and potency.

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The smell is so strong that there’s no way you can smoke or vape it discretely which is a pity this weed is perfect to consume on the go because it provides megawatts of energy and a great mood.

Way to go Fast Buds!

Well, not quite tbh but only because I kept snipping off and smoking lower buds for the last three weeks. Couldn’t help it. She’s so potent and tasty!

strong genetics, unstoppable growth, good yields, tasty smooth smoke

she maybe wasn’t as resinous as some of the others but strong nevertheless. a perfect daytime smoke for me. recommended to sativa lovers.

With Cherry cola you’ve hit a jackpot

One of those strains that everyone should try

I can’t tell you how disappointed I was when I opened the pack and saw how small the seed was. Put it between paper towels to germinate of course but man for this price they should use only the biggest seeds and throw everything else in the trash.

perfect weed for the daily 4.20 celebration. i smoke this and forget all my worries and trouble at work. it’s like i put my anxiety on pause and just enjoy my day. when the initial uplifting high subsides, i get relaxed and super hungry.

Very high-yielding, totally recommended!

It’s so sweet with only hints of sour. My only hope is that I don’t get too high temperatures in late flower and don’t let all these precious terpenes evaporate. Right now she’s the most delicious girl in my greenhouse. I swear it’s her smell I sense every time I walk by. Others smell lovely too but nowhere near as pleasant as this lady.

I only got away with stinking up the whole block because I chose to grow a tiny plant this time. I can imagine the smell of a large bush under a powerful light. Cherry Cola was ridiculously high-yielding for me. I got 20 grams from a 20 cm little baby and the smoke is strong and enjoyable.

amnesia zkittlez is the tallest and most high-yielding girl in my garden. ffrom the start she had the greatest number of branches that were long and quite thin and the bush structure was very open but when the budding began I couldn’t believe my eyes as the flowers filled every internode and became long and super chunky. They don’t look very dense but try to touch them and they feel rockhard and smell like coffee with cream.

I’ll be definitely growing her again and try to do better next time yield-wise. The musky fruity flavor really reminds me of bananas. It’s quite a treat.

This was definitely one of the most beautiful cultivars I have grown to date. She was not only a stunning sight, even a visually impaired person could enjoy the flowers just by the very pleasant sweet diesel with a hint of woodiness. It will be in my garden again in the future!

the bag appeal will be amazing, too early to tell how the smoke will turn out but the trichs are plenty so I’m looking forward to potent effects.

The color on this bud is fantastic the smell out of this world so so so happy with this strain

She was a vigorous plant that didn’t skip a beat whaterver happened. After 9 weeks from seed, the buds were fully mature and weighed 4.4 oz dry. I trimmed them to perfection and also made some edibles from the trim and rolled a nice ball of hash from the fingers and scissors.

I smoke this just before clocking in and keep smoking a little at a time till the shift’s over. Makes me focused and error-free like a robot and lifts my mood.

8 weeks from seed and my strawberry gorilla is about to cross the finish line. the tropical smell is to die for. I’ve only smoked some larf that I trimmed in mid flower and it’s potent and uplifting.

a very nice low-key smelling smoke that reminds me of watermelon maybe. this is only a speed-cured tester though, the bulk of the buds is still bottled. i air them every day and they strongly smell of strawberries.

Incredibly sweet and aromatic, potent too. The buds are chunky but dense and very frosty.

Gorilla Punch is a very strong plant I think you can nuke it and still not kill it. I’ve tried lol. At one point the temps in my grow tent were in the early 100s for almost a whole day. She survived even that. The smoke is exceptionally strong. Approach it with caution, especially after a tolerance break. And do it behind closed doors for the first couple of times.

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The tropical fruity flavor is amazing and the gassy pungency is a clear sign that this stuff is potent as well. It’s Indica and Sativa in equal measures and no matter your preferences you’ll love. I know what I’m talking about because I’ve shared this with a lot of friends and got nothing but compliments.

Sometimes I definitely taste ripe bananas on the exhale while the aroma in the jars and the bowl is sweet and fruity. But the flavor is much more complex than that and has many subtler but exciting notes that I can’t define. Delicious!

I grew her as a tester in a tiny pot and only got half an ounce and I’m so mad with myself I didn’t give her as much as she deserves. She’d be a champion of high yields! the buds look amazing. They’re deep purple shimmering from under a thick coat of white frost. I gave her almost no trimming because I harvested so little and wanted to smoke it all. Anyway even untrimmed the buds look top-shelf.

My Strawberry Gorilla showed pre-flowers at the end of week 3 but despite such short veg reached a decent height of 17 inches and the colas were as thick as beer cans. I used LST so there were many of them and the dry yield is 6.5 zips which is everything I could of wished for.

keeps me from biting my nails and gives tons of euphoria that masks any unpleasant thoughts. takes care of my social anxiety as well as when I make a tiny puff I become totally chill and talkative.

it’s halfway between purple and yellow like banana yellow. I haven’t yet had a chance to inhale the smoke because my new religion is to never test the buds that aren’t perfectly cured. but they smell very enticing and look great so I have my hopes up.

The way I use it in small doses I mean it makes me chill and happy relaxed on the inside but active on the outside. Nobody notices I’m high at work I mean so I keep my head down and do my job and feel pretty happy.

Really enjoyed growing the Fastbuds banana purple punch very easy to grow used dry amendments from Root’s Organic’s. The smell is crazy can’t wait for the cure to test it out!

this strain good for amature farmerssssss

You can probably get the same result from the original but Amnesia Zkittlez turned out great for me just as well.

Very well-rounded effects, more cerebral in the beginning and more physical after half an hour, but never stoney. I don’t feel lethargic or lazy, just relaxed, focused and happy doing anything that needs to be done.

She was an easy to grow plant, took 11 weeks, not the fastest one but the yield was great for such a short plant in such a small pot. The buds burn smooth leaving perfect white ash and the sweet and earthy taste is super clean and delicious.

I smoke Gorilla Punch and stop worrying about anything at all. I imagine it would be dnagerous stuff for people who need to get their shit together because after a bowl of this nothing matters. Job, relationships, credit card debt, whatever. I don’t have major problems like this but tend to worry about nothing and this weed shows me how to stop worrying and just enjoy life. Very euphoric stuff and makes you feel good about yourself.

Mentally the effects aren’t overwhelming so you can smoke a little for relaxation and still do your job, talk to you boss, even drive a car although if you smoke it at home you’ll be to lazy to want to go out. And when you smoke a lot forget about anything - you’ll spend the evening watching youtube and then fall asleep.

I pressed and tested some before the cure was over and that’s some very aromatic and tasty rosin guys. Extremely potent too so don’t get fooled by those pretty and innocent looks.

I’m a seasoned pothead and even I sometimes feel like passing out. But don’t get me wrong, it’s not an Indica, if you smoke a little it makes you super energized for hours. The first thing I do is call someone because I get a desire to talk, in fact I can’t shut up till the effect wears off.

I LOVED growing this strain, she's special and lives up to the hype! The high is intense and long lasting. Would recommend LST and heavy defoliation to bring the best out of her. I would grow this over and over again!

It was a singularly uneventful grow. I was to busy to peek in the tent just out of curiosity or boredom. I only opened it when I needed to do something and the time just flew by but it didn’t prevent my Amnesia Zkittlez from forming an insane number of buds thar are dense like stones and strewn all over with trichomes. I gave them only a percursory trimming but they hardly needed it because the leaves were few and most of them were laden with trichs too. Drying now and smelling heavenly.

My new absolute favorite. I think I’ve tried all the Gorillas and their hybrids but this one is the next level stuff. Huge yield, perfect buds, lovely aroma and taste, the high is hard-hitting to inspire awe even in a veteran smoker like me.

most of the leaves are big fan leaves, very easy to remove. what remains are chunky rock-hard buds with a few short sugar leaves. the main cola’s a 12-gram cone, I’m saving it for last. smoking the lowers now and they are sweet and potent.

Great strain easy to grow used Root’s Organic’s dry amendments, very strong hazy smell. Would definitely grow it again!

I can smoke this the whole day, in fact I do lol. There’s nothing stressful or overwhelming about this pleasant hybrid high. I just feel happy and fulfilled. I can do anything such as relax when I have nothing to do or work and do any kind of job including the most demanding or creative.

She got a lean diet of compost teas mostly so the final yield was less than an ounce but at least the smoke was silky smooth and delicious. It changes with every puff but is a pleasant experience throughout.