Reviews

the buds were all sivery and fluffy from trichomes, as sticky as glue, with the tiniest fine pistils I’ve ever seen. in the jar the buds smell like ice cream but when you grind them up the smell is pungent gassy stink. they get you very stoned so don’t overindulge unless you want to take a nap in the middle of the day.

quite strong but mellow smoke, melts all the stress away. resilient little plant too but I need to grow her again because in my last run everything that could go wrong did so I didn’t harvest much

she was a large strong plant with rock hard buds, very easy to trim and completely covered in crystals. the smell is out of this world - superdank, fruity, with hints of ice cream. to strong for me to be a daytime smoke - the body feels very heavy, eyelids too. perfect to lie down and listen to music before going to sleep

Bruce Banner never lets me down. Always rock-hard buds, delicious smel and a high to knock your socks off

these buds really stand out from the crowd, and they smell as beautiful as they look. the buzz is strong and couch-locky but also makes you happy, talkative and giggly. everybody goes wild and wants more!

I don’t think I’ll even get an average yield from my four ladies. at the same time they’re very resinous and smell nice so we’ll see

I planted this one in a 3-gallon textile bag and basically left her alone, well maybe some defoliation. A very squat plant, the main cola was much bigger than the rest but there were quite a few good-developed side brances. She yielded 70 grams, no pop corns, the smell and taste were pungent and sour, musky even, will have to update on the effect after the cure. She was also resistant to humidity swings and didn’t get moldy.

my biggest harvest so far, 1.5 pounds from 4 plants under 500W LEDs, rockhard nugs coverd in sugar, look like moonrocks. I can smoke them all day and still function but I’m a heavy smoker

I was very much impressed with the density of buds when I was putting them in to jars to cure. Very compact and firm, highly unusual for Sativa. The plants themselves were quite short and compact too, almost like an Indica, but the high (uncured) is something else: euphoric, creative, definitely a daytime smoke.

I grew just one Zkittlez in a solo cup but it seemed to me she alone smelled stronger than the rest of the garden haha. the smoke had a distinct aroma of lemon and pepper but while I was trimming her my fingers stank of cheese. nice late afternoon smoke btw. I wish I grew more

I’ve trained the hell out of this one but she never skipped a bit. I harvested almost two ounces from a 12-inch bonsai. buds are rock-hard and have the dankest pungent skunky smell that makes your eyes water

she was the first to finish in this run and with almost 4 zips I’m not complaining. the smell in flower was LOUD, she really stank up the whole place. she smells like candy with tropical flavor and gas. haven’t given a proper cure yet, so can’t comment on taste, but the high is STRONG, I whited out for the first time in years after a medium-sized joint

a very powerful medicinal strain, works like a charm for me, a puff or two every couple of hours carry me through the day, works against pains and aches too

I know I was overtraining my bruce but at the end she was exactly the way I intended - short, bushy with a few fat and long colas, perfect for my micro box. it’s amazing how silvery she looks, completely coverd in trichs, and the smell is intoxicating - sour and gassy. I think the high will be fire

I trained her hard and grew myself a nice little bonsai tree with superdense frosty buds. I like to smoke it in the evening to relax but it works as a daytime smoke just as well. Not on a workday though, but on a weekend it’s perfect.

one of the best genetics for micro grows, can fit anywhere, especially when you top and lst. I got multiple colas covered in bud top to bottom and very frosty. love the fruity and piny smell and her relaxing giggly high is very enjoyable

I went the whole nine yards with this one - two weeks flush, four weeks cure, the plant looked starving before the harvest, all leaves completely faded. the smell is something: berries, cream, candy, you can keep guessing forever. perfect for smoking with my buddies: just chilling, talking, laughing for hours

rich earthy creamy goodness! when you inhale this smoke you know your in for a great indica buzz. its very relaxing and is equally felt in the head and body, lasts for hours too

I had to run my humidifier full blast in flower to keep mildew and mold at bay .but the trouble was worth it, a jaw dropping harvest, more that 100 grams from every single plant in the garden. and a nice pleasant high without much couch lock. I highly recommend this strain!

buds are super resinous and look stunning after a good trim. I tried one nug after 5 days of drying and 1 week in a jar. A crisp strongg focused uplifting effect. I think it’ll be amazing after a longer cure

I had no place in my grow tent for Bruce Banner but wanted to try her anyway, so I germinated one seed out of the pack of three and planted her into a solo cup. I also topped her so she was small a stocky with just a couple of branches but the buds were big and dense. The trim jail lasted for like 5 minutes haha. Haven’t smoked her yet but the smell of pine and gas is delicious.

very fast growing. maybe not so much in weight. does not smell much because it is so sticky. recommend that you do not wait too long before harvest. I probably waited too long before harvest

Love this strain.Nice easy to grow with minimal work

she was great to begin with but got incredible after a long cure. i only need a quick toke and bang! im high for hours. and what a bag appeal! sticky icky pungent dank compact buds

the high was relaxing but more in the head, very euphoric, giggly I enjoyed the taste too, some floral or herbal notes but mostly just tropical fruits on your palate

I topped her in week 2 and got several colas with huge elongated buds. when closely trimmed, they look just perfect - with vibrant grin colors and lots of frost on top. good hybrid effect and the sweet piney and fruity taste is the best I had in a long time

I stunted every plant in my garden and most looked pathetic at harvest but bruce was still incredible, one huge and dense bud on a stick. I like the pungent smell and taste of fuel as well and the effect was ideal for writing code or playing videogames - uplifted and euphoric but focused

this lady was gorgeus after a pre-harvest defoliation, with beautifully strcutured buds and loads of crystals, the best smell ever, creamy and tropical. I hardly finished curing and she was gone - me and my buddies took care of that haha!

I think I could have grown hundreds of these plants if I wanted to. Mine was completely low-maintenance, only required watering and an occasional feeding. The effect is 100% energy and good mood, no fatigue. I’m happy!

delicious but treacherous, a real creeper. makes you soar higher and higher with every toke and then you pass out, i did lol

she needs bigger pots than the 3 gal I used. even so she was a big, insanely branchy beast with very dense buds on top. the earthy and flowery taste was top-notch

I must have got a long-flowering pheno but the yield was very good. Still drying but I think I’ll get 4+ zips, maybe more because the buds get denser as they dry. The smoke was nice, still smells a bit like hay but with nice diesel touch. you can tell it’ll be fire after cure

it was a great run, trouble-free, very vigorous genetcs, but she took longer than I expected. I thought 10 weeks so I started the flush in week 8. by harvest in week 12 she was almost completely yellow. I know that if I timed things right I coudve harvested more

i’m not a huge sativa fan but orange sherbets the shit for palying games. it brings everything into focus and works almost like auto-aim. you turn into a mindless machine that just scores one kill after another, almost like in a rail shooter

I put her through hell in veg, did LST and HST and defoliated heavily but she bounced back every time and turned into a bush monster with long side branches and millions of buds. I harvested just over 5 ounces and the stuff is incredible - it smells fresh, sweet and minty and makes me hungry like no other smoke I’ve tried. Euphoric and uplifted as well.

Flowers were like strings of pearls. I believe this is what they call foxtailing. Lovely smoke though, with notes of chocolate and the high is very uplifting and talkative. I probably need to grow another pheno.

she wasn’t a very big girl and the yield wasn’t big either but fell in love with the smell - something like cake or sweet cookies with notes of fruit and earth on the palate. i grew her outdoors btw, with lots of rain and few sunny days so maybe in better conditions she performs much better

Wanted to test if wedding glue can actually be grown in 10 weeks as claimed. Well i can say yes and no. It was probably 90% ready at the end of 10 weeks. Heavely frosted from top to bottom where most tris were cloudy. Personally i like to run it a little longer and would let it run another week. So all up from seed to harvest. 10 weeks is doable ideally for me i would say 11. Still pretty stoked pulled just under 3 oz dry even with a tiny little bit of mite damage. Super smoke

so full of tasty terps, sweet sweet like candied cherries, more subtle than pungent after a long cure. i prefer to enjoy this smoke alone as it makes me just stare into space and feel perfectly happy

Beautiful high, very narcotic and euphoric. It’s like opiates, not a care in the world. I’m so glad I’ve bought Gorilla Cookies as my first pack of seeds. 3/3 germinated. Great job Fast Buds!

3/3 germinated, all 3 packed with oil, and one has decent sized nuggets and a lot of them too. the buds are in curing jars now, I’ll write up a smoke report later

I had five girls in a SOG setup, I didn’t train them becuase Iwas afraid to shock them, but the were strong and when I defoliated them heavily but they didn’t even flinch. They really sold me on autoflowers and the buds were as good as they make them. And they only took 10 weeks from seeds. Usually I takess me as much tojust flower. I think all grow autos for a while starting with the rest of the seeds from the pack.

I smoke this stuff when my muscles get sore after a work-out, the effect is immediate: I feel like my body has melted but there’s no fatigue, and I can still go about my day feeling all buzzed and happy

it’s like an anxiety pill, one-two puffs and you forget all nagging thoughts and become perfectly happy and focused for a few hours. my favorite daytime sativa!!

I actually grew her indoors but the temps were low too throughout, especially at night. And not one issue either with mold or bud rot or powdery mildew. I think i’m gonna try Bruce Banner outdoors next season

very beautiful purple buds with bright orange hairs, crazy bag appeal, a strong smell of berries endured throughout the long cure. the buds looked super dense in late flower. the effect is super giggly, increases appetite, makes food taste better, also perfect to smoke with friends

dense nugs, absolutely easy to grow, I had three plants, all like clones

It’s the second time I get this pheno: very tall, with a great number of branches and buds that are huge on top but kinda airy. I only gave them a rough trim because there were too many sugar leaves and I decided to make concentrates from this whole harvest. The rosin was superb: with notes of pine but overall fruity and sweet and with a pure sativa like high. strangely heavy on the eyes though =)

every time I crack the jar, the smell hits me with something like citrus and gas. the vapor is incredibly smooth and earthy. the high is very upbeat at first, but after a while my eyelids get really heavy, perfect for the end of the day. no issues growing, got 110 grams from two gals

the buds look stunning, bright green with streaks of purple and a thick coat of frost, the smell and taste were mostly gassy, but by the end of a very long cure they became sweet. the high is a great tingly sensation in the body, powerfully relaxing but not sleepy, my favourite evening smoke.