Reviews

A rather tall plant I was even afraid I’d run out of vertical space but she stopped stretching just in time. The yield was very good, the buds when cured smell of ripe bananas with other hard to define notes, nice strong uplifting high but very incapacitating in larger doses. Not for beginners.

It was my second grow and I admit I got a little complacent. I mean I told myself that I’d been fussing too much over my previous plant and probably actually hurt it with too much L&C. So I gave this one a cactus treatment and it was a mistake. The yield was dissappointing but the quality of smoke was top-notch - better than last time, better than anything I’ve ever bought. Now I have no other option but to grow Gorilla Punch again and do everything right this time.

It starts to build up really slowly and only after a couple of puffs. Strangely you feel it first in your fingers and toes, then it comes up your arms and legs and finally reaches your head. I’ve smoked Zmnesia Zkittlez with many friends and they all swear the effect is the same for them too. It all ends invariably in a heavy stone because it’s very hard to make ourself stop after just a couple of puffs. Some of us have passed out.

I spent quite a lot of time training but it was worth it because the canopy is absolutely flat. I have about 12 colas, all of them monstrously fat and packing on more weight still. I expect a great harvest as I worked hard for it.

I gave my setup a complete overhaul, changing everything from the tent itself to the light to the medium I use and the number of plants. I also used to give my girls synthetic nutrients before but this run was fully organic. Gorilla Zkittlez liked my new setup and new methods and performed beautifully in SOG emerging as one of the easiest and prettiest strains. I decided to grow a couple more seeds.

she flourished through my OCD type training which speaks volumes about this plant’s genetic stability and vigor. I either stunt my girls or turn them into monsters. this one was clearly a monster. I topped and low stress trained and defoliated the hell out of her and she brought me 96 grams of bud plus very smokable trim plus a sizeable ball of finger hash from trimming.

This strain grew excellent with little training needed to get the most out of her, she grew fast and to the 120cm they said she would, with big main collars and side branches. Nice and dense with eye catching buds that sparkle . You would not be disappointed with this strain it doesn’t only have great yield its tastes are beautiful!

pretty good smoke if you ask me and this was only an unplanned outdoor grow. I can only imagine what I’ll get in my regular indoor setup with all the bells and whistles.

I use coco and SOG and have several plants of the same strain (five this time). This way it’s easier to adapt to the strain’s nutrient needs and the plants get more uniform if the genetics are stable. Gorilla Punch was close to the ideal - with only a slight phenotypic varience. One was considerably more productive than the rest but all performed well. 50 grams per plant on average, with almost a gram-per-watt overall result.

I overdid the first two time before I knew she was a creeper. The effects take about 10 to 15 minutes to kick in and then you feel an incredibly strong sativa rush when you don’t know whether you should run do some things or sit down because it makes you super charged with energy and dizzy at the same time. A little goes a long way with this girl.

it’s a fantastic strain for big grow setups and powerful lights. I grew mine in a sea of green and it stretched big time but wasn’t wide and didn’t crowd the neighbors. The internodes were long but the buds were golf size and very dense and heavy. They’re now in the jars and look like green and golden golf balls, all the same size and texture. It’s a perfect bag appeal.

I somehow pictured long banana shaped colas maybe but the branches were long and every bud site was separate and super dense on the flip side. The color is yellowish green now that the girl is approaching harvest with trichomes everywhere.

I love to smoke Banana Purple Punch in the afternoon, even if I still have work to do as the high is very envigorating and motivating. I get the second wind from this smoke every time.

I keep packing my bowl with less and less stuff but still have trouble finishing it. The banana smell is amazing and it’s retained till the last puff. Very strong high behind the eyes with a face melting buzz and some slight relaxation in the neck and shoulders. Makes me giggle helplessly every time.

That’s what I like in plants - consistency. I did a lot of LST to ensure that every cola is the same and at the same distance from the light and every top is top-notch in density and the amount of resin. Those in the bottom third of the plants are just as dense, maybe a bit smaller but not one popcorn bud among them. Maybe because I kept my ladies very short and defoliated them on several occasions. I’m ver happy with the result so far. Kudos to Fast Buds for another masterpiece!

I’ve never had a Zkittlez but it’s supposed to be sweet and fruity. I think I catch these notes too but mostly she reminds me of the more complex terpene profile of pure GG. I don’t mind because if she’s half as potent as my GG was I’ll be more than happy.

140 grams and change from one plant in a little over than 10 weeks. It was an amazing result. The trimming didn’t take long either as the flower to leaf ratio was one of the best in my experience. Wating for the curing to finish but a preliminary smoke was great – smooth and very relaxing.

Imagine candies that smell like caramel and chocolate and have a slighter nutty note. This is exactly how the buds smell in the jars and the taste is also sweet but at the same time spicy and earthy. The aroma isn’t subtle btw, very intense.

after about two hours is pure relaxation but I can smoke more and repeat the cycle. as a wake and bake strain strawberry gorilla is perfect

I love it but make sure your carbon filter is up to the task. And you probably can’t smoke this stuff discretely haha. I can’t wait to smoke this vile stuff on by back porch and be the envy of all the neighbors in a ten mile radius.

I spent quite some time triming the buds because I wanted to make them look perfect and I got plenty of trim and rolled a little ball of hash. I smoked it right away. First it gave me a paranoia like you wouldn’t believe it (a mental note to myself - don’t smoke before sundown or at least 420) and then the high mellowed out and I spent a couple of happy hours just chilling and watching tv.

you should try it at least once because of her fruity sweetness with a pungent edge. I’m glad I have seeds left for a couple of more grows because I want to test her in a organic indoor grow and also outdoors next summer.

This stuff is pungent like some stinky cheese but also has delicious fruity notes. As she was by far the biggest girl in my tent, this is going to be my staple smoke till the next harvest. The potency is 10/10 even for a seasoned smoker like me.

I have grown several strains this last run and all were great including Gorilla Zkittlez. Not too tall or big, just a great indoor plant with a large thick main cola a few symmetrical side branches with tight buds.

I’ve been smoking for almost two decades but this girl’s effects were ridiculously strong even for me. It whacks me on the head and provides a total relaxtion with just one bowl.

We love to smoke Gorilla Zkittlez together. We probably haven’t spent so much time getting high with any strain before because she’d say she had stuff to do or wasn’t in the mood etc. But this high is so relaxing without killing motivation and so chill that you can smoke it any time of day, do anything and be in a state of perpetual bliss. Perfect!

not quite balanced as it leans more to the Indica side of things, with very powerful body euphoria and just enough mental stimulation to enhance the physical part of the high. the onsel is slow but the high lasts long.

I’d estimate it as 70% Indica. I’m in love with this high as the effects are pure happiness - when I love myself and my life and every little sensation in my body and mind. Every session is like three hours of pure bliss.

The main cola was long but well stacked up, the side branches much shorter but with perfect round buds on tops. Overall a very pretty symmetrical plant and the amount of resin makes her look stunning. Too early to even think about smoiking but no Gorilla hybrid has let me down before.

I’ve tried them all and Banana Purple Punch is the most effective. I don’t even have to bother with precise doses because the margin of error is huge with this weed. Even if I smoke too much I don’t feel any jitters or panic and when I smoke small to medium amounts I stop giving a damn about anything.

You probably know this type of high when the sensations are so strong that you start to panick but at the same time you know there’s no real danger and you laugh and giggle in relief or is it nervousness you can’t tell which. Then another wave of fright and another fit of giggles. Well at least it was like this for the first couple of times, then I learned to control the dosages and now it’s just profound euphoria and relaxation.

Not a single issue, not a single day when she felt sick or indisposed, whatever happend or whatever I did to her she just chugged along leaving the rest of the girls in the dust. The size of the buds and the number of them are hard to believe. 800 grams wet. She’ll be my highest yielder ever! Great job, Fast Buds, you outdid yourselves!

it’s super strong but also feels like there’s a lot of CBD in it. Probably not but it feels this way. Very mellow, very pleasing, well untill you smoke too much and white out lol.

Grown in greenhouse, took 12 weeks for all plants, beautifull snowy large buds. Fast buds have better yieding strains, with rock hard buds, unlike ww, but taste, feel good social, creative high on ww is amazing. Althou large, buds are light, bag appeal is spot on, smell from the yar is something between dried blackberry and lemon, with oak hearth wood and vanilla. Smoke is pleasent, silky, tasty, like lemon, wood, dried wild berries. Highly recomended

It’s like a coffee substitute or an energy drink, a totally tonic stuff that I start smoking in the morning and till late in the afternoon. After that I smoke some Indica dominant hybrids. Thank God I have them because sleeping before the effect of Purple Banana wears off is next to impossible.

the smell in my flowering tent is outrageous, not skunky or gassy, just flowery and citrusy, very fresh and puts a huge grin on my face whenever I unzip the tent which I do a lot just to smell my ladies. I hope this aroma is retained in the final smoke. just a couple more weeks to go.

they are conical and lumpy, with very attractive shades of purple and as resinous as the best of them. I don’t smell any bananas yet but the fruity and gassy smell is strong and mouth-watering.

maybe I’m finally getting the hang of it or the genetics is that strong but I grew the best plant in my short career and with the least amount of effort. I even left my girl in the care of somebody else for a few days and when I came back she looked even more beautiful than before. Drying now and smelling fantastic.

She germinated earlier than the rest and grew the best in veg. Started to flower in the 5th week and took 92 days including 48h of darkness before harvest. Although the yield wasn’t satisfactory it was all my doing and the rest peformed even worse so no complaints.

I lollipopped the bottom third of the plant but the rest was completely covered by buds and the quality was the same top shelf throughout. compact and rock solid nugs, very heavy and exceptionally frosty. And the smoke is so strong I’m sure I’m covered till the next harvest. No tbreak for me this time!

They have the same color and texture and the same number of trichomes regardless of whether they were on top or somewhere down the middle and I had a good sense to remove all would-be popcorns in the beginning of flowering. The high is mentally stimulatinng and strong without incapacitating you.

The app is a bit of a letdown but the volcano hybrid vaporizer works great. The controls are very responsive and it comes with all the accessories you need. Overall a good vaporizer despite the app.

I have not had very good experiences with dual-use vaporizers (weed and rosin) so I wasn’t expecting this one to be good at all but I had to give it a try. Anyways, I think this device is quite decent so you can definitely use it with concentrates although not perfect. But for herb works great!

I had lost hope because I have 2 cheap vaporizers and the vapor wasn't thick enough for me but this one is just perfect and is absolutely no comparison with the other ones I have. I recommend saving more money and investing in the mighty vaporizer because you’ll end up saving money in the long run

This was my first expensive vaporizer and I definitely do NOT regret it. I’ve tried cheaper vapes and they were really harsh on the throat but this one solved this problem. The dry herb lasts much longer than in a joint. I highly recommend buying a fast charger and a few extra batteries due to the charging time, this way you can vape all day long.

I didn’t have a single issue during the whole cycle. The seed cracked in 12 hours and continued to grow with the same speed and vigor all the way to the harvest. In coco, even with manual watering I got 8 oz of dry trimmed bud. I think even a total beginner will get at least 3 ounces from this amazing auto.

as far as the looks go, this was the best stuff I’ve ever grown. huge long buds. some of them hardly fit the jars. they are sticky in hell and rock hard to the point of almost breaking my plastic grinder.

Not a single issue, not a single day when she felt sick or indisposed, whatever happend or whatever I did to her she just chugged along leaving the rest of the girls in the dust. The size of the buds and the number of them are hard to believe. 800 grams wet. She’ll be my highest yielder ever! Great job, Fast Buds, you outdid yourselves!

They were all competeing for my love but this girl won hands down. She was the stickiest and I swear it was her smell that hit me in the face every time I opened the tent. I recognized this expansive gassy and fruity pungency among all other aromas. The smoke is also the most potent and makes me giggle helplessly as I sink deeper and deeper into an overwhelming stone.

I had my doubts about growing a sativa in my greenhouse. I was afraid it would be too leafy with insubstantial buds but the result was exactly the opposite. At the end of the day she was way better than most indica hybrids. I’m impressed guys. Great job on the part of Fast Buds!