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Eichorst
Reviewed 19 August 2022
very effective for my chronic stress with an occasional depression
The smoke has this perfect mellow unassuming character that makes me relaxed and uplifted and ready to handle the stresses of the day. My boss never knows I’m high most of the time but if she knew it’s not her business because I’m much more productive this way.
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Bruchman
Reviewed 19 August 2022
This plant surpassed all my hopes and expectations
206 grams from 1 plant in coco. I have several more strains standing next to her but none got even close. I haven’t yet seen such vigor and speed of growth. She showed promise from day one as she germinated in 12 hours and by the time others cracked had a half-inch long taproot. Apart from some light defoliation Ilet her grow normally and it was a right decision. She got huge!
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Cepas
Reviewed 19 August 2022
an auto that puts some photo strains to shame
I grew her next to a few photoperiods and she grew faster and bigger than most of them. such a shame I had to switch to 12/12 halfway through flowering (because of the photos). I believe she’d be even bigger if she got 18/6 instead of 12/12.
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Maslin
Reviewed 19 August 2022
such a hilariously potent stuff
Makes me giggle like an imbecile while my body gets heavy and I can can hardly stand up from the couch. Every silly movie seems funny and my mind is full of bright ideas. Should smoke this with friends and see how it goes.
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Alai
Reviewed 18 August 2022
two seeds, two phenos but both good
one was taller, the other bushier but both took the same 9 weeks from seeds and were perfectly low-maintenance. I’d recommend this strain to beginners and pros alike.
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Strauss
Reviewed 18 August 2022
The free seed from my last order didn’t germinate
What’s the point of freebies if they don’t germinate?
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Westwater
Reviewed 18 August 2022
Makes me a calmer and happier person
There are periods when I’m a nervous wreck and Gorilla Strawberry is quite effective at dealing with all my issues - depression, anxiety, PTSD. I regulate dosages and smoke this one throughout the day without any impact on motivation.
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Petet
Reviewed 18 August 2022
she produces so many trichs that they obscure the calyces. those are kinda dark purple but appear light purple. sticky as hell and smell like gas
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Iacovone
Reviewed 18 August 2022
not especially strong high but it lasts for hours
I hate it when I get like an hour of an intense rush and then I need to smoke again. I prefer smoother and longer lasting effects and this is what I get from Gorilla Zkittlez. It’s very soothing very mellow with equally noticeable cerebral and physical sensations.
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Terinoni
Reviewed 18 August 2022
she didn’t keep me waiting
a 70 day strain, perfect in my book. I expected the quality to be top notch as she was amazing so far and the smell is strong and there’s so much resin that I needed to clean my scissors every 20 minutes while trimming.
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Galban
Reviewed 18 August 2022
10 weeks, 10 ounces! I couldn’t believe my eyes!
Fastbuds, you rock! Such a magnificent harvest, an insane amount of rockhard stinky sticky buds. Drying now, can’t wait to start smoking them.
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Buddington
Reviewed 18 August 2022
The smoke has a slight but distinct banana aftertaste
I’m not very good with flavors but I asked my girlfriend to help me with a blind test and I could tell Banana Purple Punch from the original Purple Punch thanks to a banana aftertaste. Effect-wise they’re not that different, the same potent well-rounded hybrid high.
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Spotts
Reviewed 18 August 2022
I enjoy this 100% sativa high immensely
It’s so uplifting and energizing, perfect for summer vacations or weekends at the beach. I’ll also take these buds hiking because if you smoke them in moderation they make you something of a tireless walking robot. The only drawback is that you want to run instead of walking lol
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Va
Reviewed 18 August 2022
golf sized buds aren’t awfully big but extra dense
and they smell so fruity and dank! i expect great things from the smoke. everything about this girl augurs potency.
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Supplice
Reviewed 18 August 2022
This plant surpassed all my hopes and expectations
206 grams from 1 plant in coco. I have several more strains standing next to her but none got even close. I haven’t yet seen such vigor and speed of growth. She showed promise from day one as she germinated in 12 hours and by the time others cracked had a half-inch long taproot. Apart from some light defoliation Ilet her grow normally and it was a right decision. She got huge!
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Vannatten
Reviewed 18 August 2022
Fastbuds, you swept me off my feet with this one!
I knew she’d be a top profucer even before she began to flower as she was large and bushy, with many sturdy branches. The first trichomes appeared very early in flower and by harvest she was frosted all over like no other strain. I had my doubts about the flavor when she was drying, but God did she surprise me when she finished curing! It’s the best fruity, gassy and berry like flavor in my experience, and the potency is exactly what I expected from all those trichomes!
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Stott
Reviewed 17 August 2022
I need to try these beasts in bigger pots
The growth was fantastic, my ladies exploded after LST and more than doubled in size during the flowering stretch. I think my 3-gallon plants restricted their size a bit. I want to give 6 gallons of soil each next time and see how they perform.
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Kitto
Reviewed 17 August 2022
She’s got a fantastic knockout kind of stone, the Gorilla Glue flavor is definitely present but drowned in a strawberry juiciness. I seldom get such quality. It’s definitely in the top five or even top three strains I’ve ever grown!
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Rushman
Reviewed 17 August 2022
In terms of size she’s a monster - thick and bigh, with huge leaves and oversized rock hard buds. And in terms of looks, color, shape, the amount of resin she’s unbelievable. You’ll fall in love with this plant. She’s only drying atm but the smell is incredibly strong and mouth watering. I don’t allow myself a test smoke, not even the trim, don’t want to ruin the surprise but I expect something game changing.
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Soler
Reviewed 17 August 2022
rock hard grinder busting buds
the buds are so hard that I can’t squeese them and I’m afraid my grinder will break every time I want to grind a joint’s worth. I only wish I chose a bigger pot and grew a bigger plant. Half an ounce will be gone too fast.
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Lepere
Reviewed 17 August 2022
huge heavy resinous colas, looks like my best harvest ever
I wouldn’t be surprised if my per watt yield would be more than 1 gram. the buds are huge, especially on top and anyway I got rid of all the popcorns in early flower. the amount of resin is insane and the buds really smell like strawberries!
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Mazzini
Reviewed 17 August 2022
The best strain for hash makers
You won’t yield as much concentrate from any other strain! She’s a true Gorilla Glue in this sence, the stickiest genetics in the world. At the same time the flavor is arguably even better with such piercing fruity notes like you wouldn’t believe it!
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Sear
Reviewed 17 August 2022
My Amnesia Zkittlez is medium size compared with otthers, but the central cola is huge and long. The rest of the branches are way behind it but they grow very symmetrically, and the shape and color of the buds are breathtaking. Very chunky, bright-green with lavander hues, and frosted all over. Their smell of chocolate is insanely strong and mouth-watering.
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Wayne
Reviewed 17 August 2022
a super frosty lady but with too many white pistils to cut her yet
I’m getting impatient to smoke this one already. she’s the smelliest in the garden with a loud but fresh sweet aroma with piercing diesel notes. The balance of terpenes keeps changing and I can’t help wondering what she’ll be in the end - more fruity or more diesel like.
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Vandewerker
Reviewed 17 August 2022
rockhard buds, great flower to leaf ratio, the trimming was quick
She produced long spear shaped buds on top with many golf size nuggets in the lower and inner parts of the bush. All of them are equally dense, heavy, with only a few leaves. Trimming them was easy they are now in the dry room and I think it’ll take more than usual to dry them as they are so damn hard. The smell is thick, very fruity but pungent. My fingers stink as I type this.
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Vollbrecht
Reviewed 17 August 2022
one of the better smelling strains this season
You know how some plants keep you wondering till the end whether the smoke will be any good and the others look and smell so great you can’t wait to try them Banana Purple Punch is one of those strains. My pheno seems to be more banana leaning and she really smells like bananas.
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Scher
Reviewed 16 August 2022
great weed even with all the issues of my last grow
I admit that I subjected this girl to too much heat but there was only so much I could do. I think many growers had the same problem this season. Even scorched the girl looked pretty - with beautiful golden and pinkish colors and plenty of trichs. The smoke is also top-grade, makes me happy, relaxed and hungry.
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Hoylton
Reviewed 16 August 2022
soft pastel colors make her the pretiest plant out of five
interesting color is what I appreciate in weed almost as much as effects and flavors and these have been extremelly beautiful buds right from the start. they have this amamzing mix of purple and pink hues. I though it would get deeper by late flower, something like purple but the color stayed exactly the same pinkish tint and now the pistils are getting brigh orange and the bag appeal will be amazing.
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Whingle
Reviewed 16 August 2022
Despite the price point, it’s probably the best vaporizer I’ve used. The volcano hybrid vaporizer is efficient and saves you weed while ensuring the experience is always on point. From the chamber size to the heat-up time, this device offers outstanding vapor.
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Hundrace
Reviewed 16 August 2022
The volcano hybrid vaporizer comes with balloons and hose although I prefer the balloons. You don’t get any metallic tastes or difficulty to draw vapor, so you get a pure, rich, and flavorful vapor. I’ve had a great experience with the volcano vaporizer, especially if you have any of the accessories available.
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Tobbe
Reviewed 16 August 2022
The pax 3 vaporizer is beautiful and has a solid finish. The app is quite useful but I don’t like the idea of depending on an app for the pax 3 to be more accurate.
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Sked
Reviewed 16 August 2022
Have tried cheap vaporizers and was never happy. Had lost faith in vapes but the pax 3 is on another level.
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Tuentaideme
Reviewed 16 August 2022
A little bit expensive for me but it’s worth it. The con I’ve found is that the grid can get damaged when cleaning. Other than that, I use it daily and works perfectly.
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Musby
Reviewed 16 August 2022
they should improve battery
The mighty plus vaporizer is super robust, great design. The effect is stronger that what I expected, the only downside for me is the battery life.
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Wifeeminly
Reviewed 16 August 2022
Wasted money on cheap vaporizers and the herb was getting burned every time. I was apprehensive at first but now I clearly see what makes this vaporizer top-quality.
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Harrame
Reviewed 16 August 2022
I still prefer a good old joint but I have tried a couple of vaporizers and I can say the iq2 is efficient and reliable. Also allows you to use the leftover dry herb for edibles so it’s a win-win.
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Mcclish
Reviewed 16 August 2022
incredibly strong sativa!
my two girls look kind of feral with all those branches at different height and distance from the light. some of them are bending and I supported them with stakes and strings and the whole tent looks like an entangled mess. however the number of bud sites is insane. I didn’t even prune most of the lower ones because they all get enough light thanks to the open bush structure. the yield promises to be insane.
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Deterline
Reviewed 16 August 2022
still drying, smells of grapefruit
I love this fresh and strong bittersweet aroma. An early test showed it was more of an evening smoke. Weighing at just over an ounce now but I think the final weight will be under an ounce when I finish curing.
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Forcello
Reviewed 16 August 2022
good strong Sativa with a complex flavor
A rather tall plant I was even afraid I’d run out of vertical space but she stopped stretching just in time. The yield was very good, the buds when cured smell of ripe bananas with other hard to define notes, nice strong uplifting high but very incapacitating in larger doses. Not for beginners.
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Schill
Reviewed 16 August 2022
It would be A-grade stuff in better hands than mine
It was my second grow and I admit I got a little complacent. I mean I told myself that I’d been fussing too much over my previous plant and probably actually hurt it with too much L&C. So I gave this one a cactus treatment and it was a mistake. The yield was dissappointing but the quality of smoke was top-notch - better than last time, better than anything I’ve ever bought. Now I have no other option but to grow Gorilla Punch again and do everything right this time.
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Loynd
Reviewed 16 August 2022
The effect is like no other
It starts to build up really slowly and only after a couple of puffs. Strangely you feel it first in your fingers and toes, then it comes up your arms and legs and finally reaches your head. I’ve smoked Zmnesia Zkittlez with many friends and they all swear the effect is the same for them too. It all ends invariably in a heavy stone because it’s very hard to make ourself stop after just a couple of puffs. Some of us have passed out.
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Ausiello
Reviewed 15 August 2022
LST revealed the best in her
I spent quite a lot of time training but it was worth it because the canopy is absolutely flat. I have about 12 colas, all of them monstrously fat and packing on more weight still. I expect a great harvest as I worked hard for it.
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Serene
Reviewed 15 August 2022
She did well in this experimental grow
I gave my setup a complete overhaul, changing everything from the tent itself to the light to the medium I use and the number of plants. I also used to give my girls synthetic nutrients before but this run was fully organic. Gorilla Zkittlez liked my new setup and new methods and performed beautifully in SOG emerging as one of the easiest and prettiest strains. I decided to grow a couple more seeds.
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Goeden
Reviewed 15 August 2022
she flourished through my OCD type training which speaks volumes about this plant’s genetic stability and vigor. I either stunt my girls or turn them into monsters. this one was clearly a monster. I topped and low stress trained and defoliated the hell out of her and she brought me 96 grams of bud plus very smokable trim plus a sizeable ball of finger hash from trimming.
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Gorilla
Reviewed 15 August 2022
Tester review gorilla punch
This strain grew excellent with little training needed to get the most out of her, she grew fast and to the 120cm they said she would, with big main collars and side branches. Nice and dense with eye catching buds that sparkle . You would not be disappointed with this strain it doesn’t only have great yield its tastes are beautiful!
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Arismendez
Reviewed 15 August 2022
will definitely grow this again
pretty good smoke if you ask me and this was only an unplanned outdoor grow. I can only imagine what I’ll get in my regular indoor setup with all the bells and whistles.
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Bolado
Reviewed 15 August 2022
perfect for my growing style
I use coco and SOG and have several plants of the same strain (five this time). This way it’s easier to adapt to the strain’s nutrient needs and the plants get more uniform if the genetics are stable. Gorilla Punch was close to the ideal - with only a slight phenotypic varience. One was considerably more productive than the rest but all performed well. 50 grams per plant on average, with almost a gram-per-watt overall result.
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Reen
Reviewed 15 August 2022
she’s a creeper but then goes straight for the head
I overdid the first two time before I knew she was a creeper. The effects take about 10 to 15 minutes to kick in and then you feel an incredibly strong sativa rush when you don’t know whether you should run do some things or sit down because it makes you super charged with energy and dizzy at the same time. A little goes a long way with this girl.
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Schleppy
Reviewed 14 August 2022
a tall comfortably open structured plant
it’s a fantastic strain for big grow setups and powerful lights. I grew mine in a sea of green and it stretched big time but wasn’t wide and didn’t crowd the neighbors. The internodes were long but the buds were golf size and very dense and heavy. They’re now in the jars and look like green and golden golf balls, all the same size and texture. It’s a perfect bag appeal.
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Leetham
Reviewed 14 August 2022
not quite what I expected but she promises to be very good
I somehow pictured long banana shaped colas maybe but the branches were long and every bud site was separate and super dense on the flip side. The color is yellowish green now that the girl is approaching harvest with trichomes everywhere.
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