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Serene
Reviewed 15 August 2022
She did well in this experimental grow
I gave my setup a complete overhaul, changing everything from the tent itself to the light to the medium I use and the number of plants. I also used to give my girls synthetic nutrients before but this run was fully organic. Gorilla Zkittlez liked my new setup and new methods and performed beautifully in SOG emerging as one of the easiest and prettiest strains. I decided to grow a couple more seeds.
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Goeden
Reviewed 15 August 2022
she flourished through my OCD type training which speaks volumes about this plant’s genetic stability and vigor. I either stunt my girls or turn them into monsters. this one was clearly a monster. I topped and low stress trained and defoliated the hell out of her and she brought me 96 grams of bud plus very smokable trim plus a sizeable ball of finger hash from trimming.
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Gorilla
Reviewed 15 August 2022
Tester review gorilla punch
This strain grew excellent with little training needed to get the most out of her, she grew fast and to the 120cm they said she would, with big main collars and side branches. Nice and dense with eye catching buds that sparkle . You would not be disappointed with this strain it doesn’t only have great yield its tastes are beautiful!
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Arismendez
Reviewed 15 August 2022
will definitely grow this again
pretty good smoke if you ask me and this was only an unplanned outdoor grow. I can only imagine what I’ll get in my regular indoor setup with all the bells and whistles.
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Bolado
Reviewed 15 August 2022
perfect for my growing style
I use coco and SOG and have several plants of the same strain (five this time). This way it’s easier to adapt to the strain’s nutrient needs and the plants get more uniform if the genetics are stable. Gorilla Punch was close to the ideal - with only a slight phenotypic varience. One was considerably more productive than the rest but all performed well. 50 grams per plant on average, with almost a gram-per-watt overall result.
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Reen
Reviewed 15 August 2022
she’s a creeper but then goes straight for the head
I overdid the first two time before I knew she was a creeper. The effects take about 10 to 15 minutes to kick in and then you feel an incredibly strong sativa rush when you don’t know whether you should run do some things or sit down because it makes you super charged with energy and dizzy at the same time. A little goes a long way with this girl.
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Schleppy
Reviewed 14 August 2022
a tall comfortably open structured plant
it’s a fantastic strain for big grow setups and powerful lights. I grew mine in a sea of green and it stretched big time but wasn’t wide and didn’t crowd the neighbors. The internodes were long but the buds were golf size and very dense and heavy. They’re now in the jars and look like green and golden golf balls, all the same size and texture. It’s a perfect bag appeal.
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Leetham
Reviewed 14 August 2022
not quite what I expected but she promises to be very good
I somehow pictured long banana shaped colas maybe but the branches were long and every bud site was separate and super dense on the flip side. The color is yellowish green now that the girl is approaching harvest with trichomes everywhere.
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Lankster
Reviewed 14 August 2022
makes me creative happy and talkative
I love to smoke Banana Purple Punch in the afternoon, even if I still have work to do as the high is very envigorating and motivating. I get the second wind from this smoke every time.
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Bryk
Reviewed 14 August 2022
feels like 25% THC at least
I keep packing my bowl with less and less stuff but still have trouble finishing it. The banana smell is amazing and it’s retained till the last puff. Very strong high behind the eyes with a face melting buzz and some slight relaxation in the neck and shoulders. Makes me giggle helplessly every time.
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Griffies
Reviewed 14 August 2022
huge and dense buds on top, smaller but equally dense buds in the bottom
That’s what I like in plants - consistency. I did a lot of LST to ensure that every cola is the same and at the same distance from the light and every top is top-notch in density and the amount of resin. Those in the bottom third of the plants are just as dense, maybe a bit smaller but not one popcorn bud among them. Maybe because I kept my ladies very short and defoliated them on several occasions. I’m ver happy with the result so far. Kudos to Fast Buds for another masterpiece!
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Nost
Reviewed 14 August 2022
The smell reminds me of Gorilla Glue
I’ve never had a Zkittlez but it’s supposed to be sweet and fruity. I think I catch these notes too but mostly she reminds me of the more complex terpene profile of pure GG. I don’t mind because if she’s half as potent as my GG was I’ll be more than happy.
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Sibbald
Reviewed 14 August 2022
I couldn’t have wished for a better yield!
140 grams and change from one plant in a little over than 10 weeks. It was an amazing result. The trimming didn’t take long either as the flower to leaf ratio was one of the best in my experience. Wating for the curing to finish but a preliminary smoke was great – smooth and very relaxing.
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Baster
Reviewed 14 August 2022
Aroma and taste are one of a kind!
Imagine candies that smell like caramel and chocolate and have a slighter nutty note. This is exactly how the buds smell in the jars and the taste is also sweet but at the same time spicy and earthy. The aroma isn’t subtle btw, very intense.
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Glapion
Reviewed 14 August 2022
I get a rush of energy for 30 minutes, then come down little by little
after about two hours is pure relaxation but I can smoke more and repeat the cycle. as a wake and bake strain strawberry gorilla is perfect
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Banning
Reviewed 13 August 2022
the dankest stinkiest funkiest weed
I love it but make sure your carbon filter is up to the task. And you probably can’t smoke this stuff discretely haha. I can’t wait to smoke this vile stuff on by back porch and be the envy of all the neighbors in a ten mile radius.
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Pirnie
Reviewed 13 August 2022
I’ve only smoked finger hash so far but it was great
I spent quite some time triming the buds because I wanted to make them look perfect and I got plenty of trim and rolled a little ball of hash. I smoked it right away. First it gave me a paranoia like you wouldn’t believe it (a mental note to myself - don’t smoke before sundown or at least 420) and then the high mellowed out and I spent a couple of happy hours just chilling and watching tv.
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Burby
Reviewed 13 August 2022
the strain’s highlight is the taste
you should try it at least once because of her fruity sweetness with a pungent edge. I’m glad I have seeds left for a couple of more grows because I want to test her in a organic indoor grow and also outdoors next summer.
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Brendle
Reviewed 13 August 2022
I got 6 ounces of the best tasting buds ever
This stuff is pungent like some stinky cheese but also has delicious fruity notes. As she was by far the biggest girl in my tent, this is going to be my staple smoke till the next harvest. The potency is 10/10 even for a seasoned smoker like me.
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Kesek
Reviewed 13 August 2022
a terrific addition to anyones grow
I have grown several strains this last run and all were great including Gorilla Zkittlez. Not too tall or big, just a great indoor plant with a large thick main cola a few symmetrical side branches with tight buds.
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Shulund
Reviewed 13 August 2022
a sledgehammer of an effect
I’ve been smoking for almost two decades but this girl’s effects were ridiculously strong even for me. It whacks me on the head and provides a total relaxtion with just one bowl.
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Seabaugh
Reviewed 13 August 2022
My special lady’s favorite strain
We love to smoke Gorilla Zkittlez together. We probably haven’t spent so much time getting high with any strain before because she’d say she had stuff to do or wasn’t in the mood etc. But this high is so relaxing without killing motivation and so chill that you can smoke it any time of day, do anything and be in a state of perpetual bliss. Perfect!
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Renard
Reviewed 13 August 2022
the hybrid effect is very interesting
not quite balanced as it leans more to the Indica side of things, with very powerful body euphoria and just enough mental stimulation to enhance the physical part of the high. the onsel is slow but the high lasts long.
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Longshore
Reviewed 13 August 2022
strong effects, more relaxing that uplifting
I’d estimate it as 70% Indica. I’m in love with this high as the effects are pure happiness - when I love myself and my life and every little sensation in my body and mind. Every session is like three hours of pure bliss.
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Nead
Reviewed 12 August 2022
long sugared colas, you can see good genetics right away
The main cola was long but well stacked up, the side branches much shorter but with perfect round buds on tops. Overall a very pretty symmetrical plant and the amount of resin makes her look stunning. Too early to even think about smoiking but no Gorilla hybrid has let me down before.
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Kea
Reviewed 12 August 2022
amazing anti-anxiety medicine
I’ve tried them all and Banana Purple Punch is the most effective. I don’t even have to bother with precise doses because the margin of error is huge with this weed. Even if I smoke too much I don’t feel any jitters or panic and when I smoke small to medium amounts I stop giving a damn about anything.
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Bires
Reviewed 12 August 2022
Both frightening and hilarious
You probably know this type of high when the sensations are so strong that you start to panick but at the same time you know there’s no real danger and you laugh and giggle in relief or is it nervousness you can’t tell which. Then another wave of fright and another fit of giggles. Well at least it was like this for the first couple of times, then I learned to control the dosages and now it’s just profound euphoria and relaxation.
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Reckner
Reviewed 12 August 2022
Perfect plant, perfect product
Not a single issue, not a single day when she felt sick or indisposed, whatever happend or whatever I did to her she just chugged along leaving the rest of the girls in the dust. The size of the buds and the number of them are hard to believe. 800 grams wet. She’ll be my highest yielder ever! Great job, Fast Buds, you outdid yourselves!
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Tucholski
Reviewed 12 August 2022
very warm blanket velvety type of high
it’s super strong but also feels like there’s a lot of CBD in it. Probably not but it feels this way. Very mellow, very pleasing, well untill you smoke too much and white out lol.
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Nikle
Reviewed 12 August 2022
Grown in greenhouse, took 12 weeks for all plants, beautifull snowy large buds. Fast buds have better yieding strains, with rock hard buds, unlike ww, but taste, feel good social, creative high on ww is amazing. Althou large, buds are light, bag appeal is spot on, smell from the yar is something between dried blackberry and lemon, with oak hearth wood and vanilla. Smoke is pleasent, silky, tasty, like lemon, wood, dried wild berries. Highly recomended
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Scharpf
Reviewed 12 August 2022
the best smoke for energy
It’s like a coffee substitute or an energy drink, a totally tonic stuff that I start smoking in the morning and till late in the afternoon. After that I smoke some Indica dominant hybrids. Thank God I have them because sleeping before the effect of Purple Banana wears off is next to impossible.
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Mcvenes
Reviewed 12 August 2022
the buds look white, the best trichome coverage this season
the smell in my flowering tent is outrageous, not skunky or gassy, just flowery and citrusy, very fresh and puts a huge grin on my face whenever I unzip the tent which I do a lot just to smell my ladies. I hope this aroma is retained in the final smoke. just a couple more weeks to go.
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Nater
Reviewed 12 August 2022
very unusual looking and pretty buds
they are conical and lumpy, with very attractive shades of purple and as resinous as the best of them. I don’t smell any bananas yet but the fruity and gassy smell is strong and mouth-watering.
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Hironaka
Reviewed 12 August 2022
the easiest 9 weeks in my experience
maybe I’m finally getting the hang of it or the genetics is that strong but I grew the best plant in my short career and with the least amount of effort. I even left my girl in the care of somebody else for a few days and when I came back she looked even more beautiful than before. Drying now and smelling fantastic.
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Richbourg
Reviewed 11 August 2022
She was the best performer in a grow ridden with troubles
She germinated earlier than the rest and grew the best in veg. Started to flower in the 5th week and took 92 days including 48h of darkness before harvest. Although the yield wasn’t satisfactory it was all my doing and the rest peformed even worse so no complaints.
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Flugence
Reviewed 11 August 2022
I lollipopped the bottom third of the plant but the rest was completely covered by buds and the quality was the same top shelf throughout. compact and rock solid nugs, very heavy and exceptionally frosty. And the smoke is so strong I’m sure I’m covered till the next harvest. No tbreak for me this time!
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Beeching
Reviewed 11 August 2022
I harvested over 2 zips from 1 plant and the buds are top shelf
They have the same color and texture and the same number of trichomes regardless of whether they were on top or somewhere down the middle and I had a good sense to remove all would-be popcorns in the beginning of flowering. The high is mentally stimulatinng and strong without incapacitating you.
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Grosen
Reviewed 11 August 2022
The app is a bit of a letdown but the volcano hybrid vaporizer works great. The controls are very responsive and it comes with all the accessories you need. Overall a good vaporizer despite the app.
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Keent
Reviewed 11 August 2022
expected more but it's great for dry herbs
I have not had very good experiences with dual-use vaporizers (weed and rosin) so I wasn’t expecting this one to be good at all but I had to give it a try. Anyways, I think this device is quite decent so you can definitely use it with concentrates although not perfect. But for herb works great!
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Hable
Reviewed 11 August 2022
I had lost hope because I have 2 cheap vaporizers and the vapor wasn't thick enough for me but this one is just perfect and is absolutely no comparison with the other ones I have. I recommend saving more money and investing in the mighty vaporizer because you’ll end up saving money in the long run
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Kenterefored
Reviewed 11 August 2022
good one but needs a fast charger
This was my first expensive vaporizer and I definitely do NOT regret it. I’ve tried cheaper vapes and they were really harsh on the throat but this one solved this problem. The dry herb lasts much longer than in a joint. I highly recommend buying a fast charger and a few extra batteries due to the charging time, this way you can vape all day long.
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Fraccola
Reviewed 11 August 2022
Very easy to grow, recommended to beginners
I didn’t have a single issue during the whole cycle. The seed cracked in 12 hours and continued to grow with the same speed and vigor all the way to the harvest. In coco, even with manual watering I got 8 oz of dry trimmed bud. I think even a total beginner will get at least 3 ounces from this amazing auto.
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Maletta
Reviewed 11 August 2022
the buds are as long as my palm, with millions of large trichs
as far as the looks go, this was the best stuff I’ve ever grown. huge long buds. some of them hardly fit the jars. they are sticky in hell and rock hard to the point of almost breaking my plastic grinder.
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Cassius
Commented 30 December 2023
Sounds great, congrats!
I'm looking forward to grow her too .
But you should not use plastic grinders, because of all the little plastic parts you are going to smoke - use stainless steel instead.
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Paddack
Reviewed 11 August 2022
Perfect plant, perfect product
Not a single issue, not a single day when she felt sick or indisposed, whatever happend or whatever I did to her she just chugged along leaving the rest of the girls in the dust. The size of the buds and the number of them are hard to believe. 800 grams wet. She’ll be my highest yielder ever! Great job, Fast Buds, you outdid yourselves!
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Keimig
Reviewed 11 August 2022
Gorilla Punch was the best one out of 6 in a multi strain grow
They were all competeing for my love but this girl won hands down. She was the stickiest and I swear it was her smell that hit me in the face every time I opened the tent. I recognized this expansive gassy and fruity pungency among all other aromas. The smoke is also the most potent and makes me giggle helplessly as I sink deeper and deeper into an overwhelming stone.
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Tester
Reviewed 11 August 2022
The buds were surprisingly compact and hard. Impressive!
I had my doubts about growing a sativa in my greenhouse. I was afraid it would be too leafy with insubstantial buds but the result was exactly the opposite. At the end of the day she was way better than most indica hybrids. I’m impressed guys. Great job on the part of Fast Buds!
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Money
Reviewed 11 August 2022
A stunningly beautiful plant and a powerful smoke
I rarely get plants so symmetrcial and with such varied and bright colors. The buds are bright green with streaks of purple and pink and orange hairs and all this shimmering from under a thick white coat of resin. If you saw it in a rec shop, you wouldn’t look at any other stuff. And the effects make my knees week every time.
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Kocon
Reviewed 10 August 2022
massive yields, amazing quality
I got more bud than I could of hoped for and in only 10 weeks from seed. 150 grams of thoroughly manicured buds plus a heap of trim that I didn’t bother to trim and turned into cannabutter. The smell of diesel and berries is the best and I also enjoy the earthy taste with an aftertaste that’s a bit skunky. The stone is very relaxed and euphoric, a perfect end of day smoke.
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Lollar
Reviewed 10 August 2022
The effects are very medicinal and versatile: you can use it for depression and stress and probably anxiety idk. Also can mask any pain and relieve muscle spasms. I didn’t notice any changes in appetite though. Efftects last long wich is another plus for medical users.
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Wickham
Reviewed 10 August 2022
the high was hybrid for me
both sativa and indica effects come all at once and make me super relaxed and active. it’s like the volume is turned up on everything and everything becomes brighter and louder and makes me feel happy and giggly.
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