The Different Types of Stoner: Which One Are You?

No one likes stereotypes, but we can't deny we fit into certain boxes sometimes...
22 February 2021
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The Different Types of Stoner: Which One Are You?

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There is one common misconception regarding the stoner world that thinks of all of us stoners as the same exact type of people, which couldn't be any further from the truth. 

In fact, you'd be surprised to know that stoners too have their own personalities, amaaazing right? The thing is we're often stigmatized in movies or tv shows as lazy or hippies, but that's not entirely loyal to the actual reality.

 

Which type of stoner are you?

Which type of stoner are you?

 

When it comes to the stoner community, there are however several different types of stoner which could be considered the most common stoner stereotypes. These types of stoners include:

  • The naturalists;
  • The artsy stoners;
  • The cannabis connoisseurs;
  • The heavy hitter stoners, and more. 

Let's go through each of the different types of stoner and their characteristics and find out which one you are!

1. The Mentor, a.k.a. The Connoisseur Type

If you're not this stoner type, then most likely you can identify him or her among your group of toking friends. The mentor or the cannabis connoisseur type of stoner is that one that likes to inform themselves about everything related to marijuana. 

 

The mentor or the connoisseur is the one who'll teach you all about cannabis.

The mentor or the connoisseur is the one who'll teach you all about cannabis.

 

Sharing a joint with this stoner friend means you're going to be learning a couple of new terms regarding the world of cannabis, information about the different strains, details concerning each type of cannabinoid, terpenes profiles, and more. With this stoner friend, always be ready to try out new things.

When you bump into the mentor stoner type, these guys will normally come along with crazy stoner gadgets or experiments to try out. In fact, you'll most definitely get your highest highs with them, since cannabis connoisseurs can be quite demanding when we're talking quality-wise. 

Don't you ever dare offer some poor quality weed buds to your mentor stoner friend unless you feel like pranking them or making an offense. Seriously, expect them to huff at your sad buds and shrug them off as they open the way to their premium, gourmet-level flowers. 

For this stoner type, preserving the purity of marijuana is almost a religion, so don't you dare try to stain that rep. This leads us to the next stoner type, the naturalist. 

2. The Naturalist Stoner Type

Oh, you'll never meet such peaceful beings as naturalist stoners. This type of stoners is one that may combine a couple of the characteristics that we've mentioned above, however, naturalists are way more relaxed than the cannabis connoisseurs type. 

 

Naturalist stoners are one to preserve the purity of weed to the maximum.

Naturalist stoners are one to preserve the purity of weed to the maximum.

 

A naturalist stoner is one whose most vital goal is making the consumption experience as pure as it can be. What does this mean? No contaminations inside your joints, bowls, concentrates or edibles. What is considered contamination, you may ask, well, it's anything that outlaws the power of marijuana or threatens its link to nature. 

For example, never, ever, dare to roll a joint with bleached rolling papers near these guys, na-ah not allowed. Organic rolling papers made from hemp, rice, or any other natural source, please. Adding tobacco inside? Hmm, it depends on the naturalist stoner, but usually a no-go. 

Some naturalist stoners are even strict only-pot stoners, or as it is also known, cali-sober. This means that a naturalist stoner type might rather skip drinking alcohol or indulging in other substances than weed, which we should all seriously look up to. 

3. The Heavy Hitter Stoners

Now, this type of stoners can actually also be a part of the other types of stoner as well. Heavy hitter stoner types of people are those who are, well, let's say, smoking enthusiasts

 

The heavy hitter type of smoker seems like he can't get enough of it.

The heavy hitter type of smoker seems like he can't get enough of it.

 

These smoking enthusiasts, which I may or may not feel myself identified with, are usually those who will still keep hitting the joint even if it's become some sort of a challenge to physically continue smoking, because, "you can always get a little higher". These are the guys that will never say no when someone passes them a joint, no matter the circumstances.

These same heavy hitter stoner type are the ones who are always ready and looking forward to roll another one while the rest may be yet spaced out in their high. The ones who seem to be able to take it all, no joint will ever knock them over, and if you see that happen then you're witnessing some history over there. 

4. The Floppy Stoner Type

Contrary to the heavy hitter type of stoners we have the floppy one, which is, exactly the opposite, the group of usually newbie stoners that get their minds blown with quite much ease. 

We've all been the floppy stoner when we first began smoking weed, having the highs of our lives with even the smallest amounts of weed, but hey, over time we "train" our bodies and they simply get used to the influence of marijuana with the pass of time. However, some people will just be floppy stoners for their entire lifetime. 

 

The floppy stoner type will usually get extremely high and giggly.

The floppy stoner type will usually get extremely high and giggly.

 

How is this possible? You might wonder with some slight envy. Well, some people are just less tolerant to THC, which means that they will be more susceptible to the psychoactive effects of marijuana, it's just in their genes. 

Many things can influence how strongly you perceive your weed highs, but if you smoke cannabis on a not-so-frequent basis, then it makes sense that you'll perceive stronger effects than the persistent, everyday smokers. 

Are you the floppy one in your stoner group? Well, if you're usually the one who's way more baked than the rest, or the one who's never allowed to roll due to your (lack) of rolling skills, um, we think we know the answer. 

5. The Artsy or Spiritual Stoner Type

This is also a type of stoner that can combine several of the previous types. The artsy stoner is one that loves using marijuana to enhance their art experiences, no matter the art field. Many painters, musicians, photographers, filmmakers, and more love smoking weed as their muse, or just to enjoy the arts on a deeper level.

How can you identify the artsy stoner of the group? Well, first, they're usually the most creative ones in the group, they tend to have the weirdest ideas while stoned and they're the ones that make crazy associations. Normally, with these guys you'll engage in pretty weird conversations while being high. 

 

Weed and artists go hand in hand, that's why artsy stoner are a common type.

Weed and artists go hand in hand, that's why artsy stoner are a common type.

 

The artistic type of stoners are also quite spiritual usually, as well as naturalist stoners, they simply have a quirky mind in a sober state of mind, so it just all grows stronger when they're stoned. In fact, the spiritual stoners are ones who get rather philosophic while high, if only they could remember the conversation later. 

6. The Least Loved Type of Stoner, The Moocher 

Well, no one really likes this kind of stoner much because the moocher is normally the one who's always receiving and never giving. What does this mean? These opportunists frequently get super stoned thanks to their generous friends who are always providing them with weed. 

 

The moocher type is one that always lives of the other's weed.

The moocher type is one that always lives of the other's weed.

 

However, will these kind and giving friends ever get back the offerings they've given to the moocher, not likely. That's why it's called the moocher. they basically live off everybody else's stashsmart huh? Saving some money the folks. 

Marijuana was always meant to be shared, but not to be taken advantage of, fellow. So don't be that dude or gal who's always smoking off everyone else and get your own weed for once, will ya?

If you've just realized you are the moocher, we hate to bring this to you, but, yes, people do realize it, and no, no one likes it, they're just too nice to say something. So, do yourself and mostly your friends a favor, and next time you see them roll the biggest blunt you can and share it with your usual weed-providing friends. They'll be thankful. 

7. Find Out Which Type of Stoner You Are

So, now that we've kind of untangled some of the most common types of stoners, let's try to identify which type you are. 

 

Type of StonersConnoisseurNaturalistHeavy HitterFloppyArtsyMoocher
Do you get high easily?    X Maybe
Would you affirm your love for marijuana?XXX XMaybe
Do you smoke on a frequent basis?X X XMaybe
Do you talk a lot when high?   XX 
Do friends offer joints to you gladly?XXXXX 
Do people come to you for weed?XXX X 

Have you ever felt sick from smoking too much?

  XX  

Do you always have weed on you?

XXX X 

Have you never purchased marijuana?

   X X

 

These are just a couple of questions that might help identify the different types of stoners, however, we're all different so don't feel bad if you don't feel identified with any of them, even better, you're your own unique type of stoner! 

8. Conclusion

When it comes to stoners, surprise! it's just normal people who like smoking marijuana as well. Yes, there are some common characteristics you'll be able to spot among stoners, but that's just what usually happens with people who share a same interest. 

You don't need to fit into any category anyway, so don't even stress, we only do it for fun! Be your own you and smoke cannabis however you want, and never, ever let anyone tell you otherwise, except it's a doctor... 

Don't forget to comment on which type of stoner you and your friends are! 

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