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Furl
Reviewed 26 April 2022
good reaction to topping, nice harvest
I trained her hard and grew myself a nice little bonsai tree with superdense frosty buds. I like to smoke it in the evening to relax but it works as a daytime smoke just as well. Not on a workday though, but on a weekend it’s perfect.
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Kelp
Reviewed 25 April 2022
she was very small but packed a lot weight
one of the best genetics for micro grows, can fit anywhere, especially when you top and lst. I got multiple colas covered in bud top to bottom and very frosty. love the fruity and piny smell and her relaxing giggly high is very enjoyable
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Kleffman
Reviewed 25 April 2022
I went the whole nine yards with this one - two weeks flush, four weeks cure, the plant looked starving before the harvest, all leaves completely faded. the smell is something: berries, cream, candy, you can keep guessing forever. perfect for smoking with my buddies: just chilling, talking, laughing for hours
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Kernell
Reviewed 25 April 2022
10/10 for taste and effect
rich earthy creamy goodness! when you inhale this smoke you know your in for a great indica buzz. its very relaxing and is equally felt in the head and body, lasts for hours too
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Bonsu
Reviewed 25 April 2022
hugest densest cola ever, watch out for mildew!
I had to run my humidifier full blast in flower to keep mildew and mold at bay .but the trouble was worth it, a jaw dropping harvest, more that 100 grams from every single plant in the garden. and a nice pleasant high without much couch lock. I highly recommend this strain!
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Haverkamp
Reviewed 25 April 2022
crazy trichome production
buds are super resinous and look stunning after a good trim. I tried one nug after 5 days of drying and 1 week in a jar. A crisp strongg focused uplifting effect. I think it’ll be amazing after a longer cure
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Vanlent
Reviewed 24 April 2022
not bad for a tiny plant in a solo cup
I had no place in my grow tent for Bruce Banner but wanted to try her anyway, so I germinated one seed out of the pack of three and planted her into a solo cup. I also topped her so she was small a stocky with just a couple of branches but the buds were big and dense. The trim jail lasted for like 5 minutes haha. Haven’t smoked her yet but the smell of pine and gas is delicious.
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Currell
Reviewed 24 April 2022
very fast growing. maybe not so much in weight. does not smell much because it is so sticky. recommend that you do not wait too long before harvest. I probably waited too long before harvest
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Minery
Reviewed 24 April 2022
Love this strain.Nice easy to grow with minimal work
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Miura
Reviewed 24 April 2022
she was great to begin with but got incredible after a long cure. i only need a quick toke and bang! im high for hours. and what a bag appeal! sticky icky pungent dank compact buds
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Patrie
Reviewed 24 April 2022
more like an indica but not very heavy
the high was relaxing but more in the head, very euphoric, giggly I enjoyed the taste too, some floral or herbal notes but mostly just tropical fruits on your palate
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Arrocho
Reviewed 23 April 2022
the texture of buds is topnotch, the taste too
I topped her in week 2 and got several colas with huge elongated buds. when closely trimmed, they look just perfect - with vibrant grin colors and lots of frost on top. good hybrid effect and the sweet piney and fruity taste is the best I had in a long time
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Duckwall
Reviewed 23 April 2022
stunted plant but incredible bud texture
I stunted every plant in my garden and most looked pathetic at harvest but bruce was still incredible, one huge and dense bud on a stick. I like the pungent smell and taste of fuel as well and the effect was ideal for writing code or playing videogames - uplifted and euphoric but focused
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Sobanski
Reviewed 23 April 2022
7 weeks from seed, amazing!
this lady was gorgeus after a pre-harvest defoliation, with beautifully strcutured buds and loads of crystals, the best smell ever, creamy and tropical. I hardly finished curing and she was gone - me and my buddies took care of that haha!
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Ortmeier
Reviewed 23 April 2022
my outdoor grow was on autopilot, got 1.5 oz
I think I could have grown hundreds of these plants if I wanted to. Mine was completely low-maintenance, only required watering and an occasional feeding. The effect is 100% energy and good mood, no fatigue. I’m happy!
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Guse
Reviewed 23 April 2022
insanely potent smoke, newbies beware
delicious but treacherous, a real creeper. makes you soar higher and higher with every toke and then you pass out, i did lol
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Shoultz
Reviewed 23 April 2022
a killer strain, my favorite
she needs bigger pots than the 3 gal I used. even so she was a big, insanely branchy beast with very dense buds on top. the earthy and flowery taste was top-notch
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Salls
Reviewed 23 April 2022
17 weeks in total, longer than I expected
I must have got a long-flowering pheno but the yield was very good. Still drying but I think I’ll get 4+ zips, maybe more because the buds get denser as they dry. The smoke was nice, still smells a bit like hay but with nice diesel touch. you can tell it’ll be fire after cure
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Hodgin
Reviewed 23 April 2022
shoudv started flushing later
it was a great run, trouble-free, very vigorous genetcs, but she took longer than I expected. I thought 10 weeks so I started the flush in week 8. by harvest in week 12 she was almost completely yellow. I know that if I timed things right I coudve harvested more
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Dauber
Reviewed 23 April 2022
i’m not a huge sativa fan but orange sherbets the shit for palying games. it brings everything into focus and works almost like auto-aim. you turn into a mindless machine that just scores one kill after another, almost like in a rail shooter
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Relyea
Reviewed 23 April 2022
This girl reminded me of OG Kush
I put her through hell in veg, did LST and HST and defoliated heavily but she bounced back every time and turned into a bush monster with long side branches and millions of buds. I harvested just over 5 ounces and the stuff is incredible - it smells fresh, sweet and minty and makes me hungry like no other smoke I’ve tried. Euphoric and uplifted as well.
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Berganza
Reviewed 22 April 2022
Flowers were like strings of pearls. I believe this is what they call foxtailing. Lovely smoke though, with notes of chocolate and the high is very uplifting and talkative. I probably need to grow another pheno.
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Lindsay
Reviewed 22 April 2022
a short and fast Indica pheno, very delicious
she wasn’t a very big girl and the yield wasn’t big either but fell in love with the smell - something like cake or sweet cookies with notes of fruit and earth on the palate. i grew her outdoors btw, with lots of rain and few sunny days so maybe in better conditions she performs much better
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Massarelli
Reviewed 22 April 2022
Wanted to test if wedding glue can actually be grown in 10 weeks as claimed. Well i can say yes and no. It was probably 90% ready at the end of 10 weeks. Heavely frosted from top to bottom where most tris were cloudy. Personally i like to run it a little longer and would let it run another week. So all up from seed to harvest. 10 weeks is doable ideally for me i would say 11. Still pretty stoked pulled just under 3 oz dry even with a tiny little bit of mite damage. Super smoke
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Ores
Reviewed 22 April 2022
so full of tasty terps, sweet sweet like candied cherries, more subtle than pungent after a long cure. i prefer to enjoy this smoke alone as it makes me just stare into space and feel perfectly happy
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Quakenbush
Reviewed 22 April 2022
Beautiful high, very narcotic and euphoric. It’s like opiates, not a care in the world. I’m so glad I’ve bought Gorilla Cookies as my first pack of seeds. 3/3 germinated. Great job Fast Buds!
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Goodroe
Reviewed 22 April 2022
completely encrusted with trichomes
3/3 germinated, all 3 packed with oil, and one has decent sized nuggets and a lot of them too. the buds are in curing jars now, I’ll write up a smoke report later
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Lamborne
Reviewed 22 April 2022
my first auto, great results
I had five girls in a SOG setup, I didn’t train them becuase Iwas afraid to shock them, but the were strong and when I defoliated them heavily but they didn’t even flinch. They really sold me on autoflowers and the buds were as good as they make them. And they only took 10 weeks from seeds. Usually I takess me as much tojust flower. I think all grow autos for a while starting with the rest of the seeds from the pack.
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Brenda
Reviewed 21 April 2022
I smoke this stuff when my muscles get sore after a work-out, the effect is immediate: I feel like my body has melted but there’s no fatigue, and I can still go about my day feeling all buzzed and happy
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Birkenhead
Reviewed 21 April 2022
leafy buds but what a high
it’s like an anxiety pill, one-two puffs and you forget all nagging thoughts and become perfectly happy and focused for a few hours. my favorite daytime sativa!!
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Cressy
Reviewed 21 April 2022
a great strain for a clod climate
I actually grew her indoors but the temps were low too throughout, especially at night. And not one issue either with mold or bud rot or powdery mildew. I think i’m gonna try Bruce Banner outdoors next season
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Votaw
Reviewed 21 April 2022
very beautiful purple buds with bright orange hairs, crazy bag appeal, a strong smell of berries endured throughout the long cure. the buds looked super dense in late flower. the effect is super giggly, increases appetite, makes food taste better, also perfect to smoke with friends
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Breuer
Reviewed 21 April 2022
I had a great time growing this one
dense nugs, absolutely easy to grow, I had three plants, all like clones
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Hartlep
Reviewed 21 April 2022
It’s the second time I get this pheno: very tall, with a great number of branches and buds that are huge on top but kinda airy. I only gave them a rough trim because there were too many sugar leaves and I decided to make concentrates from this whole harvest. The rosin was superb: with notes of pine but overall fruity and sweet and with a pure sativa like high. strangely heavy on the eyes though =)
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Gadoury
Reviewed 21 April 2022
every time I crack the jar, the smell hits me with something like citrus and gas. the vapor is incredibly smooth and earthy. the high is very upbeat at first, but after a while my eyelids get really heavy, perfect for the end of the day. no issues growing, got 110 grams from two gals
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Bohne
Reviewed 21 April 2022
beautiful plant, beautiful high
the buds look stunning, bright green with streaks of purple and a thick coat of frost, the smell and taste were mostly gassy, but by the end of a very long cure they became sweet. the high is a great tingly sensation in the body, powerfully relaxing but not sleepy, my favourite evening smoke.
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Inzana
Reviewed 21 April 2022
beautiful to look at and tastes great
She was an absolutely symmetrical plant, with a huge central cola and countless satelite side branches. Those were short but with a golf-sized nug on top of each. I loved the super strong pungent taste with flowery notes and very sweet on the exhale. The effect was nice. It can easily be either daytime or nighttime smoke, no drowsiness, only euphoria and body relaxation.
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Duckett
Reviewed 21 April 2022
she survived all my attempts to kill her
I thought she was a goner, there was not one leaf on her that wasn’t dying (all because of me) but she bounced back. A very gassy pheno with strawberry background, like a Strawberry Diesel. Probably my favorite flavor yet.
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Piquette
Reviewed 21 April 2022
She took forever but the smoke is top-notch
With all the LST and topping she took 65 days of flowering and 14 weeks in total. No complaints though because I got almost 18 ounces of compact, dense buds. She smells like cheese and cream and motivates me to do stuff or go out. Free up a day or two for trimming because the number of branches and sugar leaves is insane!
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Nodurft
Reviewed 21 April 2022
very uplifting and creative with no sedation
the best social smoke there is! all my friends loved it, the bag appeal is to die for, the buds might be a little airier than I like, but maybe it was my outdoor growing
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Larabell
Reviewed 20 April 2022
interesting smell, nice purple color
I botched this grow so I don’t know what shed be like under better conditions. by harvest she looked better than others, the smell is enticing and there are lots of trichomes so im looking forward to a good smoke
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Kalel
Reviewed 20 April 2022
Great strain, potent buds, medium smell
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Kuzmish
Reviewed 20 April 2022
my first autoflower, first indoor grow
Boy am I glad I chose Gorilla Glue! Rock hard sticky dank goodness. The buds are not even in curing jars yet, but the high is already stronger than most of my buddies can handle))
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Pinn
Reviewed 20 April 2022
Outstanding nugs/golfballs. Fastest plant ive grown so far (8Lpot)
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Jefferies
Reviewed 20 April 2022
i highly recommend this strain to anyone
I didn’t even imagine an auto can be THAT sticky. I was smoking finger hash for a week after trimming. the scissors still smell of strawberries lol. will grow her again. and again
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Encinas
Reviewed 20 April 2022
she was a feisty little lady. very resistant to cold weather, turned purple in the weeks leading to harvest. she yielded just a little over 5 oz wet, probably 1 oz dry. even before a proper cure the high is strong, a rush in the head at first, then mellows out
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Leitzke
Reviewed 20 April 2022
lost a few nugs to bud rot
probably not the best choice for outdoors, not if there’s too much rain anyway, I had to cut off a couple of nuggets that went all mushy inside. the rest were fire, some purple hues on the leaves, very strong smoke for any time of day depending on how many tokes you make
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Branciforte
Reviewed 19 April 2022
Lots of branches, perfect for training
She was one of four plants in my grow tent and overwhelming the rest.A wide thick solid mass of flowers. I don’t even know how many tops. I harvested 150+ grams and didn’t even include the larf in the final count, probably another 30-40g. The smoke is sweet and creamy and makes me very creative
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Magginson
Reviewed 19 April 2022
I didn’t know autos can get this big
I grew one Wedding Cheesecake Auto in a 2’x2’ grow tent, under a 150W LED, in five gallons of dirt. She yielded more than gram per watt, much more if you count the popcorn buds. My best yield in this setup ever, better even than from a photoperiod Widow. Will definitely grow again!
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Desaulniers
Reviewed 18 April 2022
Easy grow and she wants to live calmag poisoned her and two others I was on to it quick she is super sticky starting week 9 time of photo
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Oppenheimer
Commented 12 September 2023
beautiful pheno. what other nutes did you use
